1. How many thieves were there? three
What did they steal? a cucumber pie
What happened to Solomon? he drowned in a bottle of ink

2. How did the kittens ride on the Irish sea? in coffee cans
What would make it unpleasant in the wintertime? it would be cold and snowy

3. What kind of cake did Martha make? a Christmas cake
Where did she set the cake to bake it? in the sink
Why is that not a good idea? it won't bake there